Sophomore Savvy Advice

Thanks you very much!
If you where stuck on a desert island, with us, who would you eat first?
PAT ~ Emily…Because she's survivaled challenged - and the marbling in her meat is just right… Bon Appetite.
EMILY ~ Patrick… there's more meat on him!
ANDY ~  I'd wait for Emily to eat Patrick and then eat Emily: Two for One Deal.
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If you could go on a date with one celebrity…Who would it be?
PAT ~  Angela Lansbery…She can solve my mystery any day!
EMILY ~ Nick Lachey.  I can be just as smart as Jessica.
ANDY ~  I pick…Anna Kronikova… It's a Love Match.
Emily…why did you hurt your arm?
To get out of running.
What? What?  How does hurting your arm get you out of running?
I'm not sure! I should have though it through better.
If you could drive any make, model, or year…what car would you choose?

PAT ~ 2005 Mercedes Benz SE (Wouldn't that look out of place in the distant student parking lot?)
EMILY ~ A 1998 white Ford Taurus with a dented hood….WAIT….I already have that!
ANDY ~ I want to drive Emily's car.  I would dent it all up…more, and call it The Smashin' Machine at the demo derby at the Clay County Fair. (Right after showing his 4-H project winner)
Could you choke on a lifesaver?
PAT~ Yes…..No…..YES….NO….MAYBE SO!
EMILY ~ Yes, I'd find someway! (As she holds up her injured wrist)
ANDY ~ NO….Why else would it be a lifesaver??? Come on now kids!
Do fish drink water?
PAT ~ No- They would drink it all.
EMILY ~ I'll ask Mr. Bak.
ANDY ~ I wouldn't if I were a fish…think about drinking from the toilet…One word… Gross
How many years would it take to vacuum the state of Ohio?
PAT ~ A google years!
EMILY ~ What's a vacuum?
Andy  ~ 33,483 years…I looked it up.

Its coffee talk with your hosts… Patrick, Emily, and Andy! Patrick is our fine arts goof ball, Emily is our athletic representative, and Andy is our lone FFA member. 

If you could change one thing in school….what would it be?
PAT  ~   I think that students should have more say in the co-oping and stuff like that.
EMILY ~  I would change the parking lot situation.  I don't like parking a block from school and then having to walk the block in the cold! (Even though she doesn't mind the few miles in sprints she runs in basketball practice everyday)
ANDY ~   I would add an agriculture program with FFA, and ag. classes! That would be awesome!! Then I wouldn't have to drive to Centerville to participate in Centerville FFA! (Yet, Andy doesn't mind driving to Hub City occasionally to see a certain someone)
I don't drive there! She drives here.

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